O.M.G. It is almost 3 am. I’m supposed to be finishing up on this dern computer so I can take a nap before work in a couple hours. And I come across this post… and I am laughing so hard I can’t breathe! You are too funny! Those are great pics and just as good is the story to go along with them! Thanks for sharing – I can always use a good laugh!
Being up at 3am sounds like a level of hell to me. I hope you got it done and can take a nap today!! So glad I could be a distraction for you. :)
Alexsays
Awwwwwwww…loving your kids (not just cos their names make me feel like I’m in Hawaii). If I had the time I would twitter all over the place, I have no shame (oh and I heart Ashton Kutcher…is that wrong?)
Love how you turned tweets into a post with pics! Love the doctor idea until there was blood involved. Your kids are too funny! And did you really go in the store in slippers? You Rock!
love this post, love the wine and chocolate in your slippers. i have done that, and the liquor store is known as the lollipop store in my house. kinda scary.
I swear that boy is obsessed with the kitchen…he can for SURE go down there, maybe then I’d actually get something done in a timely manner around here. ;)
Michelle @ Mommy Loves Stilettossays
LMAO @ the part about you not buying her Christmas presents!! Kids are so funny :)
I think it’s funny too…I know they must be REALLY mad to say something like that because I’m totally their favorite. LIKE they could ever not like me…pashaw!
I just post anything that comes to mind when I tweet…I try not to whine too much, but we all have our days. :)
Lindseysays
Random thoughts:
I love this post!
I also love that ruffly skirt you’re wearing.
I’m going to have to use this idea for my blog, you know. Hope you don’t mind.
Your kids are adorable.
Funny how material possessions always bring out the best in kids (I love you, Mom)
Jealous of the uber-chic-ness of the wine and chocolate.
And totally don’t mind if you use this idea, I recommend it to anyone who’s having trouble coming up with something to write about…or just too lazy to think too hard.
It’s really not a commitment. I’m not addicted to twitter the way some are, though I DO think it’s a ton of fun. I could live without it. It’s just such a good way to get instant feedback and support from people…not to mention another way to introduce your blog to people who may not have ever heard of you before. It’s a win win.
My little brother loved butterscotch pudding. One time when he was eating it I told him it looked like snot. He got mad and couldn’t finish it. He still can’t eat it. And he still gets mad at me if you bring it up. I hope that doesn’t happen with your clam chowder.
These kids will be the death of me…at least they’re cute.
I thought doing these kinds of posts would be a super easy out when I can’t think of anything else to post…but I spend just as much time on the pictures as I would on writing content, soooo…I’m wrong. But they’re fun, you should do it!
Can you start putting a little disclaimer on the top of your posts? Like funny or serious? because I just never know and then I run into one like this and end up with soda out my nose.
OMG! I can’t stop laughing. I love this!
BTW, my son does the whole “you’re not my friend” thing, and when I then tell him that means I won’t have to buy him Christmas presents, he suddenly decides we’re friends again!
It totally works! I love to watch them come crawling back for forgiveness. :)
K Odellsays
Hilarious! especially the fight. If you post right away I guess you can capture it better than trying to blog about it hours later.
My friend’s kid gave her a letter that said “Dear mom, I hate you. I love you but I still hate you. Love, …..”
Jaci @ Ravings of a Mad Housewifesays
Hey, at least you can buy wine and chocolate together. In my state? You have to walk your slippers to the liquor store AND Wal-Mart.
Damn liquor laws. My pink bunny slippers are all dirty.
I just got sucked into Twitter a whopping 2 weeks ago. I resisted with all my might for the last couple of years. When an old friend said she was going to document a life altering event via Twitter, I finally gave in. And now I’ve been kind of surprised and am enjoying it.
Dang, Mama Kat! I laughed when Laina was all “You are not my FODDER!” but she just kept going! She slays me. Did you tell her she IS YOUR fodder? Your blog fodder, of course.
mommylebronsays
Hey, funny lady! This twitter post reminds me…did your darling camera find it’s way back to mama? And BTW, I have my WW post up! But I can’t find Mr. Linky on my Blackberry! :(
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Still no camera. :( I have an old one that’s cracked and barely working…I’ve been using it for backup until I decide what I want to do about buying a new one. Boo.
I didn’t know how much until I came back and laughed out loud like ten times.
Thank you. :)
pam-tasticsays
It is obvious by this post that twitter exists because of you. Seriously…I think it was invented just so you can can share those crasseeee thoughts that are in your head with the rest of us. Oh yeah…and it’s also obvious that wine is what we need to get thru the day… :-)
alexissays
my twitter stream would probably scare a drunk hooker with syphilis. it’s ridiculously perverted, but in a good way of course.
and the only thing that could have made your wine and chocolate shopping trip better would have been if you’d bought condoms. i think that would have rounded out your purchases very nicely.
Hmmm, maybe I should start twittering as I have major adhd but your misadventures with your children crack me up and even though I have one 22 year old son, I’m sure I could pull some humour out of the hat, possibly like you…I also shop in my slippers, hey, they’re comfortable and if people don’t like them, don’t look people!
Ty for making me laugh on a day that started out pretty humourless : )
Mrs.Mayhemsays
You rock! I wore my slippers to church on Christmas Eve – can we be friends??
WebSavvyMomsays
–>My husband wore slippers when I bought my first brand new car Ever in the middle of winter with shorts on. For Real!
Jacque says
O.M.G. It is almost 3 am. I’m supposed to be finishing up on this dern computer so I can take a nap before work in a couple hours. And I come across this post… and I am laughing so hard I can’t breathe! You are too funny! Those are great pics and just as good is the story to go along with them! Thanks for sharing – I can always use a good laugh!
Mama Kat says
Being up at 3am sounds like a level of hell to me. I hope you got it done and can take a nap today!! So glad I could be a distraction for you. :)
Alex says
Awwwwwwww…loving your kids (not just cos their names make me feel like I’m in Hawaii). If I had the time I would twitter all over the place, I have no shame (oh and I heart Ashton Kutcher…is that wrong?)
Tiffany says
Love how you turned tweets into a post with pics! Love the doctor idea until there was blood involved. Your kids are too funny! And did you really go in the store in slippers? You Rock!
Mama Kat says
I really did. It was just a quick in and out and…well…you know how cumbersome actual shoes can be!!! ;)
dina says
love this post, love the wine and chocolate in your slippers. i have done that, and the liquor store is known as the lollipop store in my house. kinda scary.
valentine says
Such a funny post! The water into wine and the doctor plan, high-larious.
Carla says
That was so FUNNY!!!!!
angie says
Could I love this post more? Probably not.
Joy says
teehee lovin it.
Tell him when he is done cooking for you guys he can come on down here
Mama Kat says
I swear that boy is obsessed with the kitchen…he can for SURE go down there, maybe then I’d actually get something done in a timely manner around here. ;)
Michelle @ Mommy Loves Stilettos says
LMAO @ the part about you not buying her Christmas presents!! Kids are so funny :)
Mama Kat says
That gets them every time!
Alexandra says
a for a**-kickin’ adorable. I can’t ever be this clever.
you clearly are just meant to rock this twitter thing. some of us are, and some of us aren’t. that’s alright, I’ll just enjoy it through you.
I LOVE “dear J–turn the water into wine.
hilarious!
Mama Kat says
Yeah it didn’t work…I had to find my own wine that night. :)
annie says
You never fail to crack me up!
I always love when my children don’t like me!
Mama Kat says
I think it’s funny too…I know they must be REALLY mad to say something like that because I’m totally their favorite. LIKE they could ever not like me…pashaw!
Melissa (Confessions of a Dr.Mom) says
FUNNY! Turn the water into wine…I love it! Your children are pretty funny and I can see where they get that from :)
Mama Kat says
They never cease to amaze me with the things that come out of their mouths…I’m sure you can relate.
Victoria Lewy says
You are very funny :)! Great post!
SarahK says
Awesome idea- I like twitter too but I wonder what to post sometimes. Yelp reviews and blog links has been it…until today!
Mama Kat says
I just post anything that comes to mind when I tweet…I try not to whine too much, but we all have our days. :)
Lindsey says
Random thoughts:
I love this post!
I also love that ruffly skirt you’re wearing.
I’m going to have to use this idea for my blog, you know. Hope you don’t mind.
Your kids are adorable.
Funny how material possessions always bring out the best in kids (I love you, Mom)
Jealous of the uber-chic-ness of the wine and chocolate.
Mama Kat says
That’s my apron!! Isn’t it cute!?!
And totally don’t mind if you use this idea, I recommend it to anyone who’s having trouble coming up with something to write about…or just too lazy to think too hard.
Kelly Deneen says
Twitter seems so fun, but it also seems like such a commitment. Is it?
I love your post though. The pictures w/comments/tweets are priceless. ha!
Mama Kat says
It’s really not a commitment. I’m not addicted to twitter the way some are, though I DO think it’s a ton of fun. I could live without it. It’s just such a good way to get instant feedback and support from people…not to mention another way to introduce your blog to people who may not have ever heard of you before. It’s a win win.
Jennifer says
My little brother loved butterscotch pudding. One time when he was eating it I told him it looked like snot. He got mad and couldn’t finish it. He still can’t eat it. And he still gets mad at me if you bring it up. I hope that doesn’t happen with your clam chowder.
Mama Kat says
I’ve eaten clam chowder since then…but I don’t think I’ll ever eat butterscotch pudding again. Thanks for that.
Mary @ The Writer's Block says
Hi, there. I posted below you today in the BlogFrog/#31dbbb community.
Loved this post!!! What an awesome idea. I need to do the same. You are too funny. I have 3 kids as well and feel your pain, girlfriend. ;)
Mama Kat says
These kids will be the death of me…at least they’re cute.
I thought doing these kinds of posts would be a super easy out when I can’t think of anything else to post…but I spend just as much time on the pictures as I would on writing content, soooo…I’m wrong. But they’re fun, you should do it!
S Club Mama says
the last 2 are possibly the funniest things ever tweeted
liz says
This is such a fun idea for a post! Though you are by far the wittiest Tweeter out there.
I’ve headed to the nearby gas station many a time in my PJs, just never slippers.
Mama Kat says
I prefer to think of myself as the best twitter-er of all time. It’s really an accomplishment.
And shoes are way too hard to put on when you just want candy fast.
Vicki says
Can you start putting a little disclaimer on the top of your posts? Like funny or serious? because I just never know and then I run into one like this and end up with soda out my nose.
Mama Kat says
My sisters and mom often warn each other and get mad at me when I post a serious one without notice.
I love making them cry. :)
Living in Dar says
OMG! I can’t stop laughing. I love this!
BTW, my son does the whole “you’re not my friend” thing, and when I then tell him that means I won’t have to buy him Christmas presents, he suddenly decides we’re friends again!
Mama Kat says
It totally works! I love to watch them come crawling back for forgiveness. :)
K Odell says
Hilarious! especially the fight. If you post right away I guess you can capture it better than trying to blog about it hours later.
My friend’s kid gave her a letter that said “Dear mom, I hate you. I love you but I still hate you. Love, …..”
Jaci @ Ravings of a Mad Housewife says
Hey, at least you can buy wine and chocolate together. In my state? You have to walk your slippers to the liquor store AND Wal-Mart.
Damn liquor laws. My pink bunny slippers are all dirty.
Mama Kat says
That’s way too much work. I prefer to get drunk and fat much quicker than that.
Allison @ Alli 'n Son says
OMG, I’m cracking up. Especially your conversation with Laina.
Amanda says
Love the one about you’re not my fadder, writing things the way kids speak seems to make them funnier doesn’t it?!?!?
Alicia says
Thanks for the laugh. That was frikkin’ hilarious.
Sarah says
Twitter is just the best thing ever. I blame it for my blog slacking all these months. It’s not 100% true, but it does have a bit to do with it LOL
Megan (Best of Fates) says
I’m usually not a fan of tweets made into blog posts, but you did that perfectly, I loved it!
Or maybe your tweets are just so amazing they’re destined to be awesome wherever they’re shared.
Nicole says
I love the convo about not liking each other! NICE! :)
I love when you do these.
Karen G says
LOL! Thank you!
I just got sucked into Twitter a whopping 2 weeks ago. I resisted with all my might for the last couple of years. When an old friend said she was going to document a life altering event via Twitter, I finally gave in. And now I’ve been kind of surprised and am enjoying it.
Thanks again for chuckle! :>
witchycrazymommy says
“and you’re not my FODDER” teeheeee! I’m laughing silly now. Thanks MamaKat!
kisatrtle says
Loved the one about barefoot in the kitchen….I’m always barefoot. Plus the turn the water in to wine was classic. you, my friend, are funny.
Life with Kaishon says
That has to be the best line ever : )
Don’t hate me cause you aint me!
You are brilliant : )
Jen says
You tweets are like air, I just have to have them.
Hannah says
OMG, you are too funny! I loved this post!
Colleeng says
Well if more people had hilarious tweets like yours, it would certainly be more fun!
Andrea says
Excellent. It is so true that they are like mini posts. I <3 Twitter. I am completely addicted. I can't help myself. :)
Tracy P. says
Dang, Mama Kat! I laughed when Laina was all “You are not my FODDER!” but she just kept going! She slays me. Did you tell her she IS YOUR fodder? Your blog fodder, of course.
mommylebron says
Hey, funny lady! This twitter post reminds me…did your darling camera find it’s way back to mama? And BTW, I have my WW post up! But I can’t find Mr. Linky on my Blackberry! :(
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Mama Kat says
Still no camera. :( I have an old one that’s cracked and barely working…I’ve been using it for backup until I decide what I want to do about buying a new one. Boo.
Live More Now says
Oh how I’ve missed you.
I didn’t know how much until I came back and laughed out loud like ten times.
Thank you. :)
pam-tastic says
It is obvious by this post that twitter exists because of you. Seriously…I think it was invented just so you can can share those crasseeee thoughts that are in your head with the rest of us. Oh yeah…and it’s also obvious that wine is what we need to get thru the day… :-)
alexis says
my twitter stream would probably scare a drunk hooker with syphilis. it’s ridiculously perverted, but in a good way of course.
and the only thing that could have made your wine and chocolate shopping trip better would have been if you’d bought condoms. i think that would have rounded out your purchases very nicely.
Wendy S. says
Hmmm, maybe I should start twittering as I have major adhd but your misadventures with your children crack me up and even though I have one 22 year old son, I’m sure I could pull some humour out of the hat, possibly like you…I also shop in my slippers, hey, they’re comfortable and if people don’t like them, don’t look people!
Ty for making me laugh on a day that started out pretty humourless : )
Mrs.Mayhem says
You rock! I wore my slippers to church on Christmas Eve – can we be friends??
WebSavvyMom says
–>My husband wore slippers when I bought my first brand new car Ever in the middle of winter with shorts on. For Real!