“I feel so sorry for you Kat. Seriously…”
Pat is extremely UN-sympathetic when it comes to me. He has a “fix it” attitude and it’s all I can do to squeeze an ounce of “poor thing” out of him. He approached me with these kind and genuine words after I had been seriously ill for a few days last week. As he spoke he walked behind my chair and starting massaging my shoulders.
“I mean seriously…you’ve been sick for almost a WEEK now…and you been sick in da head your whole life.”
I knew it was too good to be true.