Maile: Mom, can you get my piggy bank down so I can play with it??
Me: Ok…but it’s heavy so you have to be real careful with it ok!?!
Maile: k
(Maile coos and pets and plays with the pig while I clean up her room, don’t ask me why I’m not making her help me…probably because I’m too lazy to put up a battle for that one and it’s faster when I do it anyway…whatever. Don’t hate.)
Maile: Hey Mom you want to pet my pig?
Me: Oh sure. What a nice pig. What’s your little pig’s name??
Maile: Her names Steady.
Me: Oh now that’s a pretty name!
Maile: Mmmhmmm.
Me: Well thank you for letting me hold her, here you go….I need to finish cleaning now.
Maile: mmkay. (talking to pig) Come on. Steady now girl. Steady…..