Laina showed me how her little stuffed dog had hair clips on his ears this morning. When I asked her what his name was she thoughtfully replied, “dick-eration”.
Ahem.
As in “decoration”…because he was decorated…only it didn’t come out like that. Never mind. You had to be there.
Not to be outdone, Kainoa wakes up from his nap everyday and asks where the “titty” is. I calmly point at our cat that is usually sleeping on the couch outside of his bedroom.
me: Kitty Kainoa…kkkkkitty.
Kainoa: Titty! dessa titty!!
( How cute is my little helper? Those are the BEST bowls!!)
Not to be outdone Maile recently noticed the little hooks on the back of the last row of seats in the van that I use to hook my grocery bags onto. As she and Laina watched me load the groceries Maile shouted to the parking lot that “MOMMY HAS HOOKERS!!!! SHE HAS HOOKERS!!!”
What can I say? This is a vulgar household.