I’d like to talk about taking children under the age of five to major league baseball games. And how you just shouldn’t do it.
It’s entertaining to watch your two year old future major leaguer take it in the sights of his first game.
But the novelty wears off and after five minutes of watching the game the kids start climbing.
You may or may not spend the next thirty minutes in this place with 20 other women and their future major leaguers.
And you may or may not be completely humiliated when your future major leaguer can’t even maneuver himself in the climber, but insteads screams for his mother not once…but three times while stuck inside.
The best part of the night for the kids will be the five dollar bag of stale candy they got to pick out at the candy store on your way out…a mere 45 minutes after arrival.
I’m thinking we can hold off on the major league baseball games until our future major leaguer is actually playing in them.