1.) Something that spooked you.
me: I heard the door open downstairs and I wasn’t positive it was you because I thought you were working today.
me: I blinked wide awake and considered their might be an intruder in our house.
me: But then I was all, ‘well I’ve waited too long now so I suppose if we’re going to die then this is it’.
me: I just gave up because I was too tired to get up and check.
me: I was mildly annoyed at how my laziness and lack of speedy reaction time was about to cost us all our lives.
Pat: Yeah I’ve done that before.
me: You have? You hear a noise and then you just wait to be killed?
Pat: No, usually if I hear a noise I’ll just wait and listen really hard and check that my knife is there.
me: You have a knife!?!
Pat: Well I used to, but I think you moved it.
me: I think I would remember moving a knife.
me: So you plan to attack an intruder with a missing knife?
me: We have a missing knife in the house??
staring….
Unison: KAINOA????