1. Write a list of 10 reasons why you could not be a real housewife from any county.
Watching the Real Housewives of all the counties is one of my favorite past times. The things that come out of their mouths, the trips, the drinking, the cat fights…I am all about that life. Watching it. From the safety of my living room. I could never be a real housewife for the following reasons:
1. Confrontation makes me scared.
2. I don’t have nannies to watch my kids during our tropical trips.
3. I like to eat too much to take on any of the Real Housewife diets.
4. I don’t throw things when I’m angry.
5. I laugh when I’m uncomfortable.
6. I love brunch.
7. I don’t know how to behave like an adult.
8. My siblings would make fun of me.
9. I would likely end up divorced.
10. I would have to borrow Chanels…
Andrea says
Watching those shows makes me nervous. I can’t explain it. I want to know about this life they live (the extravagance!!), but I can’t watch it. It makes me feel cringe-y.
I could never be a Real Housewife because I am too contrary. I would try too hard not to fit in. And then no one would be my friend. :(
Mama Kat says
I feel the same way when I watch it. I look just like your profile pic, with my hand over my mouth the entire time. lol
Kathy says
Now, there’s another reason I could never be one of them; I HATE drama! How much do you want to be that they aren’t like that when the cameras aren’t rolling?
Mama Kat says
I guarantee they’re way more calm…the tv show puts these women together because they know their personalities don’t match up. Hardly any of them are actually friends before the show starts. They bank on that drama.
Emily says
I understand the brain candy appeal of those types of shows but they really do sicken me. I’d have a ton of kids too if I could have a nanny!
Lynda@fitnessmomwinecountry says
I know I bash the Kardashians, but the Housewives are ALWAYS on my DVR programming. Between chocolate, and wine, they are top of the must have list LOL
Brainless t.v. watching that makes me happy at the same time. Do you notice that most of them are not even married? Housewives?? Funny
Mama Kat says
I don’t mind the Kardashians, but I’m definitely not a loyal watcher. The Real Housewives on the other hand…guiltiest of pleasures. They’re wonderful.
tima says
I have never seen these shows, mainly cos I don’t think we get them here. However, with all the crazy things that happen, my friends and I often think we should make our own show!
Jennifer says
I watch all franchise of The Housewives. It drives my husband crazy, he always says “What are they fighting about now, they have money, how hard can it really be?”
He does have a point, but I am addicted.
Cinella says
Never seen the show, I;m sure I;m missing out, lol