3. Create your own Christmas list.
I haven’t created a Christmas list for myself since I was a child so I thought it would be fun to put together a bit of a cheat sheet for family and friends who are buying for this year:
1. Personalized Family Mugs
You get to choose what each family character looks like, add their name and what an adorable idea! I want.
2. Custom Pet Paintings.
A colorful painting of my animals is exactly what our walls are missing.
3. A Mini Horse
Because get out of town with how adorable they are! We don’t have space for a normal sized horse, but I could fit at least 30 of these in my bedroom.
4. Flashing Lights Long Fur Jacket
Winter is right around the corner and I’m already freezing. I love a sensible gift option that will keep me warm enough to continue wearing my bikini off season.
5. A Marijauna Grow Box
It’s legal here now so I figure I may as well start a side business for myself.
6. A Cleaner House
I don’t want a maid exactly because I don’t really like people in my space when I’m trying to dirty it. I think an entire second home is in order. I’ll just spend my weekends there listening to my voice echo in the empty rooms as I marvel at it’s untouchedness.
7. Bike Camper
Hey kids? Want to head to the park? If you need me I’ll be in here.
8. Barbecue Dining Boat
Because barbecuing in the backyard is for poor people.
My list started out normal…I don’t know what happened. This is why the universe does not make me rich.
Now it’s your turn!
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The Prompts:
1. Are you a grinch or a happy little elf when it comes to decorating your home for the holidays?
2. Share a favorite holiday memory.
3. Create your own Christmas list.
4. Tell us what you have been binge-watching this winter?
5. Write about something you are looking forward to.
Patty says
I so needed a smile this morning and as I slowly read your post, I lost it at #5!
Thanks for that and…if you do receive this item your list…I hope it does do well in your laundry room. Hey, it might make doing laundry fun!!
John Holton says
Love how this got sillier and sillier as you went on. Actually, growing marijuana would be an interesting side business, I would imagine, plus you’d know who in the neighborhood was a dopehead.
A little horse sounds like it might be less messy than a potbellied pig. As for the living room, I think it needs rugs, like a nice Oriental rug in the TV area.
Are you going to rename your kids Tiffany, Cynthia, and Jeff, or can you get their actual names on them?