1.) What’s broken?
My garbage disposal stopped working and it has left me with only one portion of the sink to use. I have to avoid even allowing water to go down the garbage disposal because it empties in a hole beneath my sink and floods the kitchen floor. Not a good idea.
Dealing with the loss of the garbage disposal has been terribly cumbersome. I am forced to scrape leftover food portions into the garbage and I have to load the dishwasher twice as often to keep the usable portion of the sink from over flowing.
First world problems, I know, but after three days I looked at my husband and was all, “are you going to fix that soon?”
And he was all, “sigh. Yeah…it’s just that it takes so long!”
Blink.
Blink.
It…takes…too…long?
mi no comprende.
And then I was all, “You know what else takes too long?”
And he was all, “No what?”
And I was all, “Making your dinner every night, now HOP TO IT!”
Apparently it will get fixed On Friday.
He will starve until then.