My biggest weakness: I’m not a cleaner.
No one ever told me bathtubs do not self clean.
No one ever told me the toilets should gleam
No one ever told me that I’d need to try
But I never asked and now I know why
No one ever told me my kids would need to be fed
No one ever told me thinking up meals would hurt my head
No one ever told me my food would make them cry
But I never asked and now I know why.
No one ever told me I’d need to scrub all the baseboards
No one ever told me it’s something I would not get praise for
No one ever told me I’d have to dust the blinds
But I never asked and now I know why
No one ever told me laundry would drive me crazy
No one ever told me it’s not cool being lazy.
No one ever told me it’d be enough to make me cry
But I never asked and now I know why
And it’s because cleaning freaking sucks.